you all think cap 2 fucked me up. wait until cap 3 comes out. i’ll see you fuckers in therapy.
achilles is that kid who takes gym class too seriously
#hector throws a ball directly at achilles who is momentarily distracted by agamemnon talking shit about him#and as he moves to confront agamemnon the ball shoots past him and hits patroclus right in the face#patrcolus falls to the ground in slow motion as achilles watches in horror#MMMM WHATCHA SAYYY (via)
captain america | crack!vid
this is literally the most perfect thing I have ever seen
I’m done now, I swear. sorry (not sorry)
- Dick Grayson: Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with Dead Boy on this one.
- Jason Todd: Could you not call me that?
- Tim Drake: (about Stephanie) Step up your game, Cass. Break out the L-word.
- Cassandra Cain: Lesbian?
- Tim Drake: The other L-word.
- Cassandra Cain: ...Lesbians?
- Tim Drake: At my age, do you know how I’m statistically most likely to die?
- Jason Todd: At the hands of your teammate?
- Tim Drake: An accident.
- Jason Todd: That’s how I’m going to make it look.
- Barbara Gordon: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
- Jason Todd: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
- Barbara Gordon (on Cass): Metaphors are gonna go over her head.
- Cassandra Cain: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.
I just want one good college au that stays true to the brick canon in that Marius isn’t a member of the amis. I want that one fic where he’s just Courfeyrac’s dopey roommate, and when Courf brings him to a meeting, Marius says something about being “fiscally conservative but socially liberal” and there’s a moment of tense silence where everyone just stares at him before Enjolras slowly rises to his feet and coldly whispers “get out.”